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Song Parodies -> "Schooner, Gorge Taters"

Original Song Title:

"Sooner or Later"

Original Performer:

Grass Roots

Parody Song Title:

"Schooner, Gorge Taters"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Schooner, gorge taters:
Luncheon and some wet brew.
Schooner, more taters!
Girl, you got to dive in.
Schooner, port, taters,
Luncheon and the best brew,
Schooner, gorge taters,
Luncheon before din.

We’re gettin’ fatter with time;
We got a transfat behind,
Piggin’ out on lunch
That’s mainly side dish
And a glass whose contents
Can make your paunch quite immense.
And sometime the lunch-
eon dish is fried fish.

Schooner, fork taters:
Lovin’ spuds and wet brew,
Schooner, hoard taters,
Girl, you got to dive in.
Schooner, more taters!
Lovin’ spuds and best brew,
Schooner, porr’dge taters—
Luncheon before din.

We say that fressing is fine,
So, darling, let’s start to dine;
We’ll taste all that lunch.
Ever tried knish
With a suggestion of thyme
Or maybe lace it with lime?
Let’s pig out on lunch
And cry, “Knish, nix!”
Let’s be cooking our lunch
In deep-fat recesses;
Let’s be cooking our lunch. . .
Deep fat ingresses.
It’s a fat fête, girl,
Lipid infusion

Schooners, more! taters (oh, yes!)
Chuggin’ lots will get you
Schooners, more!! taters,
Girl, you wanna sip gin?
Schooners, more taters,
Bulkin’ up, I’ll bet you
Soon’ll gorge greater
Bunches till your chin
Slumps down to your shin.

So grab a four-liter stein
And pour it down till it’s dry ’n’
Then lift another mug—
Meanwhile is fryin’
The starch for which we’ve a yen:
Golden brown, transfat-tened;
We’ll get grub and chugs
That we’ve been eyein’.

Schooner, more!!! taters:
Luncheon and some wet brew,
Schooner and taters,
Girl, you got to dive in.
Schooner and taters:
Luncheon and the best brew.
Schooner and taters:
Luncheon before din.

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 4

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Old Man Ribber - December 30, 2010 - Report this comment
When it comes to potatoes, it sounds like you are a tuber virtuoso! Have a helping of 5s on the side. ;D
LilCupCakes - December 30, 2010 - Report this comment
G R U B ~ O N, Sir !
Phil Nelson - December 30, 2010 - Report this comment
Tasty parody
Christie Marie M - December 30, 2010 - Report this comment
Love this parody and love those taters! Here's 5's you spud muffin! ;)

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