Song Parodies -> The Grain, the Barf, and Ortho Flings

Original Song Title:

"The Rain, the Park, and Other Things"

Original Performer:

Cowsills

  
Parody Song Title:

"The Grain, the Barf, and Ortho Flings"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

I saw her sifting the whole-grain,
Graindrops falling on her.
Her baking skills, it's fair
To say: rudimentary.

And it blew,
(It blew, it blew, it blew it blew)
All the way to the rafters
(Rafters, rafters).

Flour in her hair,
Flour everywhere.

I love this floured girl,
Although she's hard to spy:
The gristy mist does fly.
I lunch; this floured girl
Prepares sweet rolls; I dine--
Her crêpes are crap, I whine.

I wish she would make some Jello
(Jello, Jello)
Her pies are deadly. . .
Stick to the pan,
The crust dry as parchment or bone.

And it blew
(At Sue, at Sue, at Sue);
Her baking made me ralph-purge
(Ralph-purge, ralph-purge).
Showering her fare,
Showered everywhere.

I launched a power hurl.
My gut is seething; pie
Is caking on my thigh.
I launched; the floured girl
Received what I did dine;
Her response was unkind.

Soddenly my sup soaked Sue
(Seeping sup);
The turnover was upon
Her dripping nose;
She gave me a left
Hook, powerful. . .jaw no longer square.

And they flew
(They flew, they flew, they flew),
My teeth, up toward the rafters
(Rafters, rafters).
Found some in her hair,
Found some everywhere.

I love the flosser girl;
She's cleaning the new teeth
To fill my oral sheath.
The lungs on flosser girl
In front of my eyes sway. . .
Love to lunch on nay-nays.
On nay-nays, nay-nays. . .[fade]

I gum the flosser girls';
I don't need my real teeths
For a "meal" of teat treats.
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alvin - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
love what ya cooked up here...this dippy little tune improved dramatically from your recipe
MasonR - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Amazing wordplay here! Well done!
AFW - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
unique tale with much hilarity
Kristof Robertson - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Man, I haven't heard this song in DECADES! Great fun here, JAB. 555
John Barry - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, Mason, AFW, Kristof.
Rex - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
You had my 555 at the title, but I'm glad the parody deserved it too.
Dee Range - June 21, 2007 - Report this comment
LMAO John. A toothy tale, told in the unique Barry style. Top shelf 5's
Agrimorfee - June 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Barrylicious!

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