Song Parodies -> The Grain, the Barf, and Ortho Flings
| Original Song Title: | "The Rain, the Park, and Other Things" |
| Original Performer: | Cowsills |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Grain, the Barf, and Ortho Flings" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
I saw her sifting the whole-grain,
Graindrops falling on her.
Her baking skills, it's fair
To say: rudimentary.
And it blew,
(It blew, it blew, it blew it blew)
All the way to the rafters
(Rafters, rafters).
Flour in her hair,
Flour everywhere.
I love this floured girl,
Although she's hard to spy:
The gristy mist does fly.
I lunch; this floured girl
Prepares sweet rolls; I dine--
Her crêpes are crap, I whine.
I wish she would make some Jello
(Jello, Jello)
Her pies are deadly. . .
Stick to the pan,
The crust dry as parchment or bone.
And it blew
(At Sue, at Sue, at Sue);
Her baking made me ralph-purge
(Ralph-purge, ralph-purge).
Showering her fare,
Showered everywhere.
I launched a power hurl.
My gut is seething; pie
Is caking on my thigh.
I launched; the floured girl
Received what I did dine;
Her response was unkind.
Soddenly my sup soaked Sue
(Seeping sup);
The turnover was upon
Her dripping nose;
She gave me a left
Hook, powerful. . .jaw no longer square.
And they flew
(They flew, they flew, they flew),
My teeth, up toward the rafters
(Rafters, rafters).
Found some in her hair,
Found some everywhere.
I love the flosser girl;
She's cleaning the new teeth
To fill my oral sheath.
The lungs on flosser girl
In front of my eyes sway. . .
Love to lunch on nay-nays.
On nay-nays, nay-nays. . .[fade]
I gum the flosser girls';
I don't need my real teeths
For a "meal" of teat treats.
Graindrops falling on her.
Her baking skills, it's fair
To say: rudimentary.
And it blew,
(It blew, it blew, it blew it blew)
All the way to the rafters
(Rafters, rafters).
Flour in her hair,
Flour everywhere.
I love this floured girl,
Although she's hard to spy:
The gristy mist does fly.
I lunch; this floured girl
Prepares sweet rolls; I dine--
Her crêpes are crap, I whine.
I wish she would make some Jello
(Jello, Jello)
Her pies are deadly. . .
Stick to the pan,
The crust dry as parchment or bone.
And it blew
(At Sue, at Sue, at Sue);
Her baking made me ralph-purge
(Ralph-purge, ralph-purge).
Showering her fare,
Showered everywhere.
I launched a power hurl.
My gut is seething; pie
Is caking on my thigh.
I launched; the floured girl
Received what I did dine;
Her response was unkind.
Soddenly my sup soaked Sue
(Seeping sup);
The turnover was upon
Her dripping nose;
She gave me a left
Hook, powerful. . .jaw no longer square.
And they flew
(They flew, they flew, they flew),
My teeth, up toward the rafters
(Rafters, rafters).
Found some in her hair,
Found some everywhere.
I love the flosser girl;
She's cleaning the new teeth
To fill my oral sheath.
The lungs on flosser girl
In front of my eyes sway. . .
Love to lunch on nay-nays.
On nay-nays, nay-nays. . .[fade]
I gum the flosser girls';
I don't need my real teeths
For a "meal" of teat treats.
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love what ya cooked up here...this dippy little tune improved dramatically from your recipe
Amazing wordplay here! Well done!
unique tale with much hilarity
Man, I haven't heard this song in DECADES! Great fun here, JAB. 555
Thanks, Alvin, Mason, AFW, Kristof.
You had my 555 at the title, but I'm glad the parody deserved it too.
LMAO John. A toothy tale, told in the unique Barry style. Top shelf 5's
Barrylicious!
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