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Song Parodies -> "Venus"
Original Song Title:
"Venus"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Frankie Avalon
Parody Song Title:
"Venus"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Gag! "Venus,"
No! "Venus"!!
"Venus" makes me ill.
Avalon's song is auditory swill.
I'll hurl if I hear Frankie sing of "charms";
It makes me want to barf and spew.
"Venus". . .it's not fair
To ever put this song blight on the air.
I'll run up flights of stairs, this ain't no jive. . .
Consider a swan dive--it's true.
"Venus". . .gobbets of gunk will go far.
Hurly this ditty's rank. . .
Ran I to hug the tank.
"Venus". . .when I spew,
The vomit passed is all because of you;
I'll give up all the lunch--sea, then dribble;
This song is just gross drivel.
"Venus". . .gobbets of chunk will go far.
Hurly this ditty's crap. . .
Rankles my stomach sap.
"Venus". . .that's no moue
That forms on my lips--it means I will spew.
I'll give up all the lunch meat in dribbles
This song is just gross drivel.
Gag! "Venus,"
No! "Venus"!!
Makes my dish chunks-spew.
No! "Venus"!!
"Venus" makes me ill.
Avalon's song is auditory swill.
I'll hurl if I hear Frankie sing of "charms";
It makes me want to barf and spew.
"Venus". . .it's not fair
To ever put this song blight on the air.
I'll run up flights of stairs, this ain't no jive. . .
Consider a swan dive--it's true.
"Venus". . .gobbets of gunk will go far.
Hurly this ditty's rank. . .
Ran I to hug the tank.
"Venus". . .when I spew,
The vomit passed is all because of you;
I'll give up all the lunch--sea, then dribble;
This song is just gross drivel.
"Venus". . .gobbets of chunk will go far.
Hurly this ditty's crap. . .
Rankles my stomach sap.
"Venus". . .that's no moue
That forms on my lips--it means I will spew.
I'll give up all the lunch meat in dribbles
This song is just gross drivel.
Gag! "Venus,"
No! "Venus"!!
Makes my dish chunks-spew.
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i couldn't agree more...i find myself strangely addicted to 60s beach movies but when frankie croons, i hit the mute
Pirate Jack Barrow, You still like to dabble in the drivel, on the Hi Seas of Venus . . . My Sabat is over, Sir ! !
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