Song Parodies -> I Can Pee Clearly Now

Original Song Title:

"I Can See Clearly Now"

Original Performer:

Johnny Nash

  
Parody Song Title:

"I Can Pee Clearly Now"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

Malcolm Higgins did one of the same title, but the subject matter's different.
I can pee clearly now, the pain is gone.
I'm free of gonococci--gone away.
Gone are the dark clouds in my urine.
I've got a bright, bright sun-yellow spray.

My dink is a sprayer now, like rain on lawns.
All the bad nads feelings have disappeared.
Here is the rain flow; spraying is no chore.
I've got a bright, bright sun-yellow spray.

Slept all around--that wasn't too wise
If they'd stepped down. . .shoulda gone blew-wise.

I can pee clearly now, the drain's not clogged,
No gonococcal obstacles in play.
Gone are the dark clouds in my urine.
I've got a bright, bright sun-yellow spray,
Sun-yellow spray.
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AFW - August 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Forgive this old worn out pun..urine good form, today
Chuck A. Spear - August 03, 2005 - Report this comment
You're a real whiz at these things!
Rick C - August 03, 2005 - Report this comment
A regular pee-brain today aren't ya? 555
alvin rhodes - August 03, 2005 - Report this comment
jaunty as hell....5s
Michael Pacholek - August 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Manny Ramirez likes this one. So do I, so it's not just Manny being Manny, man.
Red Ant - August 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Wee! Number 1=5s today.
John Barry - August 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, AFW, Chuck, Rick, Alvin, Michael, Red Ant.
Phil Alexander - December 06, 2007 - Report this comment
This is one of those ideas that when you get it, you feel sure that someone else must have thought of it already... and sure enough :-)
Some almost identical ideas to what I had in my head, some definite improvements ("bright sun-yellow spray" being one). Excellent write, JB.

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