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Song Parodies -> "Lean Ain't from Custard"

Original Song Title:

"Mean Mr. Mustard"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Lean Ain't from Custard"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Lean ain't what custard means; you'll infarct,
Bad for the heart; you'll need a vein scraper.
Makes you bloat up like a toad.
You'll be wearing hospital clothes,
Breathing through respirator hose.
You're not lean from flan.
You're not lean from flan.

So, Mr. Flan, you'd better stop.
Eating this glop make you grow fatter.
You'll look like Elizabeth, queen
In the 70s of wide screen.
Liz then wasn't looking too lean.
You're past thirty stone,* man!
You're past thirty stone, man!

* One stone = 14 pounds

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 6

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Kristof Robertson - December 22, 2004 - Report this comment
"You'll be wearing hospital clothes"...great! 555

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