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Song Parodies -> "Please Grease Me"

Original Song Title:

"Please Please Me"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Please Grease Me"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

We like ice water, me and my girl
The high temp's 32 in my pool.
Before we put our swimsuits on. . .
Insulate with petrolatum
Please grease me, oh yeah, and I'll grease you.

We're greased from our feet to heads above.
And then she gives me a playful shove.
They're gone (8x)
My testes recede. So long, you two.

Now, some folks would be complaining:
"Gotta get this pool a-drainin'! My heart (will infarct)!"
We find it so pleasin' to be on the verge of freezin'
The hue, oh yeah, that we like most is blue.

Then I nap on dry ice with my girl.
If it's 40 degrees, we fry, girl.
We've swum, we've swum, we're done, we're done.
So off it comes, petrolatum.
Degrease me, oh yeah, I'll degrease you.

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

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alvin rhodes - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
you like the word "infarct", don't you...5s
MasonR - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
This was SO not what I was expecting...thank goodness!
John Barry - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Mason, Alvin--"infarct" just happened to work in a couple recent ones.
Stuart McArthur - December 23, 2004 - Report this comment
loved "Degrease me, oh yeah, I'll degrease you" - very funny, and lovely pacing John - 555
Kristof Robertson - December 24, 2004 - Report this comment never cease to amaze me. well done! 555

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