-> "Dimpled Man"
Original Song Title:
"Simple Man"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Dimpled Man"
The Lyrics
It looks as if my chin were stung
Bilaterally, and I got two bumps.
In the middle where the two bumps splay.
There is a little
Valley that don't see light of day.
When I dine, have a repast,
Wine runs down through there mighty fast.
Sometimes at luncheon and sometimes brunch,
The crumbs from my munch
Get stuck there I have a hunch.
Because I am a dimpled man,
I expect that in there is some oat bran.
Yes, I am a dimpled man.
Resting place for gustation,
Such as Spam.
I'd find some crust. . .might be mighty old. . .
Have a yucky touch of mold.
Some congealed tallow from a fry
And a crispy, crackly crumb
From a long-ago pie.
Because I am a dimpled man,
I expect that in there is some roast ham.
Yes, I am a dimpled man. . .
Resting place for gustation,
Such as jam.
Soy sauce is what I seek on the shelf,
To enliven stir-fried whelk.
But way too much sauce I apply;
As I eat, some of it runs
In that chin rift to dry.
Because I am a dimpled man,
I expect that in there is some roast lamb
Yes, I'm dimpled like Kirk, an'
To do an excavation,
That's my plan.
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