Song Parodies -> Demitasse Joe
| Original Song Title: | "Desperado" |
| Original Performer: | Eagles |
| Parody Song Title: | "Demitasse Joe" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
Demitasse “Joe”—I’m havin’ fun with semantics. . .
Clown with lexical antics; I’ll show you how.
It isn’t smart puns—
On double meanings I’m seizin’;
I hope I’m not teasin’ you;
It’s harmless, I vow.
“Joe” can draw two meanings: one’s a boy
Who’s seated at the table.
From his cup the heat darts, from espresso that’s wet.
What is pleasing in the china thing
Is tinged with hues of sable;
Some sip it mornings, while they watch the TV set.
Demitasse Joe, go slow or you’ll get a tongue burn;
The pain makes your tongue turn; it’s fried, and you’ll moan.
It’s heated, so heated—well, that gets some people squawkin’;
Don’t sip, son, be balkin’; then you won’t hurt and groan.
If it gets too cold, it’s microwave time—
Don’t get too bold and cross the temp line. . .
I’ve hardly remembered; there’s this to say:
A letter can be high or low:
Uppercase J, man, lowercase, just café.
“Dense espresso” is one of the word “Joe”’s senses,
The other a gent is, named Joe, who can’t wait
To start a-drainin’ overcaffeinated love brew.
He’s gonna wet his gullet, shove through
That pour that’s too great!
Clown with lexical antics; I’ll show you how.
It isn’t smart puns—
On double meanings I’m seizin’;
I hope I’m not teasin’ you;
It’s harmless, I vow.
“Joe” can draw two meanings: one’s a boy
Who’s seated at the table.
From his cup the heat darts, from espresso that’s wet.
What is pleasing in the china thing
Is tinged with hues of sable;
Some sip it mornings, while they watch the TV set.
Demitasse Joe, go slow or you’ll get a tongue burn;
The pain makes your tongue turn; it’s fried, and you’ll moan.
It’s heated, so heated—well, that gets some people squawkin’;
Don’t sip, son, be balkin’; then you won’t hurt and groan.
If it gets too cold, it’s microwave time—
Don’t get too bold and cross the temp line. . .
I’ve hardly remembered; there’s this to say:
A letter can be high or low:
Uppercase J, man, lowercase, just café.
“Dense espresso” is one of the word “Joe”’s senses,
The other a gent is, named Joe, who can’t wait
To start a-drainin’ overcaffeinated love brew.
He’s gonna wet his gullet, shove through
That pour that’s too great!
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Nicely done. Great title (unique way to rhyme desperado) and rhymes and pacing throughout.
PirateJack, ~Captain Expresso~, . . . alias SirSweaty, I be a cafe drinker, for sure Sir !
hot and delicious
YUMMMY!!!
Costs $5.55 a cup!!!
*Any* joe's the joe for me!
John - I put my instant Joe into the microwave oven once and I nearly went back to the future. But you ain't had no Joe until you've had Gi Joe - and don't get any cute ideas - I'm talking about chow hall coffee here now.
I like this OS and I like what you did with it. I've done this OS in parody myself - it has unlimited possibilities as the OS lyrics are written.
Hey, Joe where you goin' with that cup in your hand?
I like this OS and I like what you did with it. I've done this OS in parody myself - it has unlimited possibilities as the OS lyrics are written.
Hey, Joe where you goin' with that cup in your hand?
The name "Joe" has many uses. I would be more than happy to have a cup of "joe" with an average "Joe" every other day! Every different joe's really perks me up in the morning! Here's another parody written by an average Joe....or John! 555!
Thanks, Timmy. DTH, you slay me! Thanks, Alvin, Mark, CG, Guy.
Strong stuff.
Interesting and entertaining
Lexcellent, per yer usual!
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