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Song Parodies -> "Billy Love Dongs"

Original Song Title:

"Silly Love Songs"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Paul McCartney

Parody Song Title:

"Billy Love Dongs"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Seems that some people just can't get enough of billy love dongs.
Because they are thinking ovine, with a Big O.
Some people wanna fill themselves with billy love dongs.
And what's wrong with that? they want to know.

They're like ewes, they're like ewes,
They're like ewes, they're like ewes,

Goats have sexy manes and beards just like goatees, ticklishly.
Folks like how they gore 'em when they are horny,
They are horny.
What's wrong with that?
They love their goats; they're in the throes again.

They're like ewes, they're like ewes.

Kid loves don't come in a minute;
If it took that long, they'd be stalled.
And these folks know that when he's in it:
That blissful billy, that blissful bill, that blissful billy can bawl.

If these folks should sell them, they'd be gloved ones.
If these folks should sell them, they'd be gloved ones.

If these folks should sell them, they'd be gloved ones.
(They're like ewes.)
If these folks should sell them, they'd be gloved ones.
(They're like ewes.)
[Repeat and fade]

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Johnny D - September 26, 2004 - Report this comment
What a bestially clever way to get paa-aa-aa-aaaaast the censor!
Me - September 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Um...eew.
John Barry - September 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, JD.

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