Guys:
You know, it's hard to love one woman,
Though she should only love one man.
If she is nine,
Then it's weddin' time.
But the world just doesn't understand.

Gals:
Yes, you will love him, blindly give in.
Your twelve-year-old gives him her hand.
Then she will love him'. . .
'bove all obey him,
'cause after all, so said Brig-ham.
Stand by your man,
Although you're wife twenty-two
And much less than twenty-two
And the guy's old and homely.

Guys:
Stand by your man,
Although he's nuts and ugly.
Just give him all the kids you can.
Stand by your man.

Gals:
Stand by your man
And trust in polygamy--
Just wash his feet with your long strands.

Both:
Stand by your man.