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Song Parodies -> "Tanks for the Mammaries"

Original Song Title:

"Thanks for the Memory"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bob Hope

Parody Song Title:

"Tanks for the Mammaries"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

This ponderous pendulous parody was prompted by a "Playboy" "Party" pun: Q: What you do you call 39 D cups? A: Tanks for the mammaries.
Tanks for the mammaries,
They're cantilevered fine, though they're 39,
Please park 'em on my muzzle, let me nuzzle like a swine.
How lovely they are.

Tanks for the mammaries,
Great lactating balloons, winking like full moons,
In motion dip those bursting nips; you're cursed with big bazooms.
How lucky I am!

Many's the bra they've defeated
And many's the inches they've added.
They fell as they swelled; and unpadded,
They need no tugs, those giant jugs.

Thanks for the melons screen,
No sunburn red and sore, if they hover o'er
My prone corporeal form as they shade me at the shore,
Tanks loose--thanks so much!

Those tanks are a melon squeeze,
Untank 'em, let me purse up my lips and nurse,
Unbuckled, they; my buccal bay suckling succulent burse.
How lucky my tongue.

Thanks for the flimsy weave,
No lingerie or lace can hold them in place,
Oh how they jump when we hit bumps when in a tandem race.
They cause crashing cars.

When untied they do a thigh crawl,
Each had been a sideways steeple,
"High church," if you will; gawk, the people;
They'd love to buss this buxom bust.

Banked in the mammaries,
With stick squeezed entre "vous," darting through and through.
A kid, I dreamed of tittle seam, my lever 'tween the two.
Awling gland to wet you; cheered, I soak the two with dew.



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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 7

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alvin rhodes - March 02, 2006 - Report this comment
title of the day
AFW - March 02, 2006 - Report this comment
This is more than just a big bust...and right up my alley, so to speak..5's
Stephen Harrington - March 02, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but you get 5s just from a fine bosom parody.
Larry Hensley - March 05, 2006 - Report this comment
This parody's the biggest! 5's
Bob Gomez - March 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Bosom buddies forever--Tanks! 555
Emmet - April 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Oh, that was well done!

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