-> "I'm Hessian and I'm Paid, I Am,"
Original Song Title:
"I'm Henry the 8th, I Am"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I'm Hessian and I'm Paid, I Am,"
The Lyrics
I'm Hessian and I'm paid, I am,
Hessian and I'm paid, I am I am.
Mercenary--makin' widows, my chore.
They were married, but they are no more.
I sent their men on a heavenly
Excursion--I'm for Georgie, not for Sam.
Ask, "Wie geht's?" ("How goes it?") Hessianly.
Hessianly I prate, langsam [slowly]:
Zweiter Vers, uh, fast gleich wie aber laenger als, aber mit mehr Woerter und Silben als der erste.
[Second verse, nearly the same as but longer than and with more words and syllables than the first]
Ich bin hessisch, und ich bin bezahlt, ich bin,
Hessich, und ich bin bezahlt, ich bin, ich bin.
Geldierig--Witzen machen, meine Arbeit.
Sie waren verheiratet, aber sie sind nicht mehr, es tut mir Leid.
Ich habe ihre Maenner auf einen himmlischen
Ausflug geschict--ich bin fuer Georgie, nicht fuer Sam.
Frag, "Wie geht's?" ("How goes it?") hessich, denn
Hessich plappere ich, langsam.
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