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Song Parodies -> "Shame, Gore Leecher"

Original Song Title:

"Fame-whore Seeker"

Original Performer:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

Parody Song Title:

"Shame, Gore Leecher"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Shame, gore leecher, shameful bleeder—out it’s spillin’.
This practice has been abandoned for a while.
It is insane to do blood drains. I demand: “Why
are you going at it Theodoric-style?!”

(And with a demented smile)

Veins you’re baring; this is scaring. Shame, gore leecher.
This ain’t funny, and it ain’t medical art.
I’d say that it borders on black magic—
“Patient” lies there; your knife pries there,
then spots bright dot the arms, serum bleeder,
and from the gash exudes a cache of plasmic parts

And it looks like filling from cherry tarts.

Your sole repute is, you’ve bled ’em, hemo-leaker.
You cannot put it back in once the flow starts.
On it flows, out it goes—this is tragic.
“Patient” lies there; not much dries there.
For this farce you’re paid dough by “health” seekers,
and when you’re done, sometimes excess bleeders depart.

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Rob Arndt - October 09, 2012 - Report this comment
Way to go JAB-555! I think you won b/c my health is so bad that I could barely write 1 parody for today. I may have to stop now, at least for awhile :(
John Barry - October 09, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rob. Take care of yourself, man.

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