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Song Parodies -> "Churl"

Original Song Title:

"Girl"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Churl"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

There are many oddies going to listen to the stories
squalling mouth of churl opens to bray.
He’s the kind of churl I’d never touch;
my antibodies
couldn’t keep the illnesses at bay.
Argh, churl.
Churl.

When I think of all the times he’s lied, you’d think they’d leave him
in the dust and bid him a “goodbye!”
Weirdly, some take him seriously—
in fact, believe him.
I just scratch my head and roll my eyes.

Argh, churl.
Churl.

He’s the kind of churl who’s putz and clown. . .
an endless blare amid the drool.
In the White House neighborhood
he’ll only as tourist have stood,
not rule, rule, rule rule.

Argh, churl.
Churl.

Such a scold, so full of dung,
raving about his treasure.
There’s no doubt, he has a lot of bread.
But bags stashed with swag won’t cut it
as meaningful measure
of whom to vote for as country’s head.

Nah, churl.
Bah! churl.

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Al Silver - July 24, 2015 - Report this comment
No need to defend the use of "churl" against a lone antagonist, especially when you give as an example the obvious one, yclept Donald.
Puto - July 24, 2015 - Report this comment
Made me laugh!
Agrimorfee - July 24, 2015 - Report this comment
Quite enjoyable, even without naming names.
Valtaspar - July 24, 2015 - Report this comment
Dalcop bobolyne, thy unis.
Callmelennie (As the Donald) - July 24, 2015 - Report this comment
Excuse my delay in responding to this, but I was busy negotiating the rights to a 200 story casino to be built in Mecca. Lots of people say it cant be done, but I'm thinking it's this total lack of entertainment that's causing those people over there to be whacking each other's melons off. See, it's just this sort of out-of-the-box vision that's needed to restore the American dream. Now where was I? ...... First of all, I don't go for this parody stuff. There's a kind of parasite quality to all this; I like people who start their songs from scratch ..... So what's the big satirical point here -- you've discovered that the word "girl" rhymes with an Old English word for angry, and that word describes me? That's it? That's the game changer? That's what's going to keep me from going to bat for the American middle class? When's the last time the word "churl" actually escaped the piehole of an actual speaking human being -- back when Henry The Longshanks sentenced William Wallace to have his guts pulled out by a hook? I don't even understand why I'm even spending time responding to you. It's crazy; it's nuts
THE DONALD - July 24, 2015 - Report this comment
Oh, did I mention that my casino will be called "al Burj al Trump" and that it will have the best views in the entire city of Mecca of that cube-shaped thing that they all like to walk around?
Squire Jimmy - July 24, 2015 - Report this comment
Mr. Barry, I banish thee to a Renaissance Fair. Go forth haste!
Rob Arndt - July 24, 2015 - Report this comment
Didn't Davy Jones have a "Girl" song too? Maybe you could do the other one as well? 555!
John Barry - July 24, 2015 - Report this comment
I enjoyed all the comments. Thanks.
Michael Pacholek - July 24, 2015 - Report this comment
He's gonna lose, that churl.
Jake - July 26, 2015 - Report this comment
Don't listen to detractors Mr. Barry. 5-5-5!

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