Song Parodies -> Burst the Teats, Unbound

Original Song Title:

"Turn the Beat Around"

Original Performer:

Gloria Estefan

  
Parody Song Title:

"Burst the Teats, Unbound"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

Tommy Turtle's mammalian masterpieces have inspired me.
Turgid jugs, turgid jugs; burst--the teats unbound (4x)

CORPUS CHORUS
Burst the teats, unbound,
You can hear the pair comin',
If they conk your crown,
Jugs can give a concussion;
Hope they clear you.

Oh, your mounts sure are pretty;
Your violet chintz print they're gonna split, these titties.
Your massive mammalian lactaters were latched in,
You surmised, but now they are missin' in action, so
Olé, au lait!

Boobs-splayer, splay those boobs,
Now that Buestenhalter has busted off.
Though you're still a maid. . . like milk-filled MILF stout tits,
I would love to lip-rim 'em, whipped out for mouth fit.
And when nips git hard, pasties-like. . .pasted on,
My pursed sip-lactation-drippin's lips glom 'em, latched, leche-latched!
Where I want to buss the body,
To go for the jugular, so to speak.
I'd fail to speak--lips sated, great gourds within 'em.
With a big tit for Tad--and Thaddeus goes, "Yum!" yeah.
(Thaddeus ex mammina)

Burst the teats, unbound,
You can hear the pair rumblin'.
You're mouthin' the mounds
Jugs that out come a-tumblin'--
Lungs a-leapin'.

Turgid jugs, turgid jugs; burst--the teats unbound (4x)

Burst the teats, unbound,
And you cheer the pair luscious.
In mouth's moat they're found. . .
Buesten-halt your pertussis--
Don't need clear tubes.
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Dylan Baranski - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
Right, that's it. I'm gonna parody the original Vicki Sue Robinson Version.
alvin - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
lol...especially liked "lungs a-leapin"
Ravyn Rant - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
The title alone made me laugh out loud. The parody was pretty darn good too! 555
MrMacphisto - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
*imitates Al Pacino* Tits! Huwah! 5-5-5
TJC - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
You have absolutely convinced me to make the switch from Almond Joy to Mounds... My faves: Olé, au lait! & Thaddeus ex mammina... 30! (5 x 3 x 2)
Below Average Dave - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
I still prefer Almond Joy. . .in response to TJC's comment;) Anyhow--"Buesten-halt your pertussis--" honestly--where'd you git that one? Very original. . .of course--not that we'd expect anything less from Screamin' John Barry. Nice job on a deceivingly difficult song to parody.
Tommy Turtle - August 21, 2007 - Report this comment
TJC beat me to my two favorites (so to speak), so will add "milk-filled MILF".... DKTOS, so opening line ran to "Jingle Bells"... worked fine. Now, there's a follow-up idea... Great word-play as usual, and thanks for the nod. EEE.
Kristof Robertson - August 22, 2007 - Report this comment
I second alvin's lol..."Your violet chintz print they're gonna split, these titties./ Your massive mammalian lactaters were latched in" got a big appreciative chuckle from yours truly. 555

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