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Song Parodies -> "Boogers, Boogers"

Original Song Title:

"Sugar, Sugar"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Boogers, Boogers"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Schnozz, runny, runny,
Nouveau "nose candy," girl;
I've got some to share with you.

On boogers, boogers
Makes me so happy, girl;
I hope you're wanting some too.

Famished! Time to eat;
I'll pluck a luscious lunch for you
(There's a sweet picked lunch for you).
Fabulous this treat;
I'll pick winner dinner for you
(A winner dinner for you).

Ah! Boogers, yum! runny, runny.
This one's a dandy curl;
Now I've got some fare to chew.

When I picked it, girl,
I knew how sweet this piece would be
(I knew how sweet this piece would be).
Like this sumptuous lunchtime portion
What a treat for me.
(Pork out--what a treat for me! )

Boogers, pour out first, pre-boogers, runny, runny.
Portage out the solid boogers, baby,
They make a luscious bite to eat, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Portion out those boogers, baby, yeah.
Pork out on those boogers, honey, yeah.
They're such a sumptuous sight; let's eat, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ah, boogers, nose plumbing, plumbing;
They taste so dandy, girl,
I want solidified goo. . . .

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 9

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alvin - January 09, 2008 - Report this comment
disgustingly favorite part was "dandy curl"
Harry - January 09, 2008 - Report this comment
your nose as a food source. lol. 555. well-done--or medium rare booger?
AFW - January 09, 2008 - Report this comment
I can dig it..
2Eagle - January 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Good way to mangle a sappy song.
Meriadoc - January 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Guess the lady was a Gold Digger....
Peregrin - January 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Could this be "pick" of the day? :)
John Barry - January 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, Harry, AFW, 2Eagle, M&P.
Johnny D - January 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Malc better watch out, you're already close enough to blow your nose on his parody coattails!

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