Sh*t-full HMO, you reeking, crooked swine,
Real duplicitous, you gore me
For every penny and dime.
Your profits are rackin' up now. . .
Shaft me every ti-i-i-ime.
C'mon and turn it off, high fees up;
Go get stuffed, HMO.

REFRAIN:
Blah-blah drivel HMO,
Wa-wa snivel HMO,
Blow, blow, sh*tful HMO.

The doctors also loathe you, of course,
'cause you cramp their style.
You evil moron swine [chamber] pot pongs,
I can smell for a mile.
Count-beans "d'uh" gasbags at your rape jobs--
Sleazy, slimy, vile.
C'mon and turn it off, high fees up;
Go get f*cked, HMO.

REFRAIN

Gonna take all my money,
The crime-spree HMO:
Fiends from hell sent, ghastly troll barf
And deny-medicals 'ho'.
Make me down, out po' moaner and spend my dough.
You're run by fools, pests, nitwits,
Swindlin' clowns.
Wish the government would shut you down. . .
Come on, turn 'em off, guys-wake up!
Do your jobs, healthcare 'ho's!!

But, naw, you're licking HMOs,
Because they give you gelt 'n' dough.
Naw, naw, reform of HMOs.