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Song Parodies -> "The More I Beat You"
Original Song Title:
"The More I See You"
Original Performer:
Chris Montez
Parody Song Title:
"The More I Beat You"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
The more I beat you, the more I taunt you;
We both love meting out blows to toes.
I switch your thighs and become more mad and knout you,
More flogs to lout, you. You know no woes.
Brand you: imaged skin; so much I club you;
The more I beat you, less* tears you cry.
We love a wholesome drubbing spree, and so I beat you. . .
Falanga’d feet blue—this would smart, most guys.
Bang you: impinged skin; so much I punch you;
The more I beat you, your spirits, high.
We love a most-fun clubbing spree, and then I leech you
But then beseech you: don’t quite yet run dry!
*Sorry, grammarians, too many syllables in “fewer.”
We both love meting out blows to toes.
I switch your thighs and become more mad and knout you,
More flogs to lout, you. You know no woes.
Brand you: imaged skin; so much I club you;
The more I beat you, less* tears you cry.
We love a wholesome drubbing spree, and so I beat you. . .
Falanga’d feet blue—this would smart, most guys.
Bang you: impinged skin; so much I punch you;
The more I beat you, your spirits, high.
We love a most-fun clubbing spree, and then I leech you
But then beseech you: don’t quite yet run dry!
*Sorry, grammarians, too many syllables in “fewer.”
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