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Fun Music Information -> Chris Montez

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Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Christopher Montanez. Submitted by: oldtimer

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name
Song & Band Name
"Let's Dance," Chris Montez"I Don't Wanna Dance," Split Enz

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Let's Dance""[Don’t] Let’s Dance!"John A. Barry
"Let's Dance""That's France"Andy Primus
"The More I See You""The More I Beat You"John A. Barry
"Call Me""Gall Me"John A. Barry
"Let's Dance""Let’s Dam!"John A. Barry
"Call Me""Kimchi"Tim Hall
"The More I See You""More War, I'll See To"William Tong
"Let's Dance""Loose Pants"Jack Wilson
"There Will Never Be Another You""There Will Never Be Another Jimmy Fallon"Spencer Karter
"Call Me""Call Me (The Telemarketer Song)"Bob Gomez

There are additional song parodies available.

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
Let's Dance
   Chris Montez
Dance The Night Away
   Van Halen
Let's Dance The Night Away
Bobby Heffley

Misheard Lyrics:

"Let's Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey baby, if you're on the phone
Original Lyrics:
Hey baby, if you're all alone
"Call Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be afraid, you keep coming
Original Lyrics:
Don't be afraid, you can call me
"Let's Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
A les-bian,les-bian
Original Lyrics:
But let's dance, but let's dance
"Call Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Call me. Maybe a slave
or
Call me. Maybe it's labia.
Original Lyrics:
Call me. Maybe it's late.
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Call Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't be afraid, you keep coming
Original Lyrics:
Don't be afraid, you can call me

Story about this misheard lyric by: Cody Finke

And it didn't stop at Skyy - another song with the same title, along with Blondie, had been heard as "coming".

Song Parody Fragments:

"Let's Dance"
Better Lyrics:
Hey baby, does your salad jive?
Would ya like to see a disco chive?
The lettuce dance,
The lettuce dance,
See the bacon bits and small tomatoes too,
Caesar dressing and the croutons do
The lettuce dance, The lettuce dance...
Original Lyrics:
Hey baby, won't you take a chance?
Say that you'll let me have this dance--
Oh, let us dance,
Well, let us dance...
We'll do the twist, the stomp, the mashed potato too--
Any old thing that you want to do,
But let us dance;
But let us dance...
Submitted by: hec

Songs That Open With Their Titles:

"Somebody Loves You"
Opening Lines:
Somebody loves you, he wants you to know
Comments:
Later covered by Vikki Carr, with the change in the pronoun.
Submitted by: Joey F.
"The More I See You"
Opening Lines:
The more I see you, the more I want you
Comments:
Submitted by: Candy Welty

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