Song Parodies -> Loose Pants
| Original Song Title: | "Let's Dance" |
| Original Performer: | Chris Montez |
| Parody Song Title: | "Loose Pants" |
| Parody Written by: | Jack Wilson |
Hope you laugh your "loose" pants off ;)
Hey right now before I dance
Before I do Ill put a belt on these pants
Got loose pants, got loose pants
The pants wont snip, they'll fall, right to your tennis shoes
Don't wanna get embarrassed too
But lets dance, well lets dance
Hey baby, yeah, you thrill me so
Got loose pants, got loose pants
Never happens at a grocery store
In the hallway it once happened so
Got loose pants, got loose pants
The pants wont snip, they'll fall, right to your tennis shoes
Don't wanna get embarrassed too
But lets dance, well lets dance
Hey baby, yeah, you thrill me so
Got loose pants, got loose pants
SPOKEN: OK, wail now. Oh, yeah
Right now Ill put a belt on
Don't wanna let my boxers show
Got loose pants, got loose pants
The pants wont snip, they'll fall, right to your tennis shoes
Don't wanna get embarrassed too
But lets dance, well lets dance
Hey baby, yeah, you thrill me so
Got loose pants, got loose pants
Hey now I got this belt on tight
They wont come off while im in line
Had loose pants, yeah loose pants
They will nto twist, or drop down to my tennis shoes
If I didn't then Id be screwed
No loose pants , no loose pants
FADE
No loose pants
No loose pants
No loose pants
*stops*
*dropping sound effect* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*music starts again*
Before I do Ill put a belt on these pants
Got loose pants, got loose pants
The pants wont snip, they'll fall, right to your tennis shoes
Don't wanna get embarrassed too
But lets dance, well lets dance
Hey baby, yeah, you thrill me so
Got loose pants, got loose pants
Never happens at a grocery store
In the hallway it once happened so
Got loose pants, got loose pants
The pants wont snip, they'll fall, right to your tennis shoes
Don't wanna get embarrassed too
But lets dance, well lets dance
Hey baby, yeah, you thrill me so
Got loose pants, got loose pants
SPOKEN: OK, wail now. Oh, yeah
Right now Ill put a belt on
Don't wanna let my boxers show
Got loose pants, got loose pants
The pants wont snip, they'll fall, right to your tennis shoes
Don't wanna get embarrassed too
But lets dance, well lets dance
Hey baby, yeah, you thrill me so
Got loose pants, got loose pants
Hey now I got this belt on tight
They wont come off while im in line
Had loose pants, yeah loose pants
They will nto twist, or drop down to my tennis shoes
If I didn't then Id be screwed
No loose pants , no loose pants
FADE
No loose pants
No loose pants
No loose pants
*stops*
*dropping sound effect* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*music starts again*
2004 Jack Wilson
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Small pacing problems but you can pull them up on the next write. 4,5,5.
Thanks , Guy!
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