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Song Parodies -> "Loose Pants"

Original Song Title:

"Let's Dance"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Chris Montez

Parody Song Title:

"Loose Pants"

Parody Written by:

Jack Wilson

The Lyrics

Hope you laugh your "loose" pants off ;)
Hey right now before I dance
Before I do Ill put a belt on these pants

Got loose pants, got loose pants
The pants wont snip, they'll fall, right to your tennis shoes
Don't wanna get embarrassed too
But lets dance, well lets dance

Hey baby, yeah, you thrill me so
Got loose pants, got loose pants




Never happens at a grocery store
In the hallway it once happened so

Got loose pants, got loose pants
The pants wont snip, they'll fall, right to your tennis shoes
Don't wanna get embarrassed too
But lets dance, well lets dance

Hey baby, yeah, you thrill me so
Got loose pants, got loose pants



SPOKEN: OK, wail now. Oh, yeah

Right now Ill put a belt on
Don't wanna let my boxers show


Got loose pants, got loose pants
The pants wont snip, they'll fall, right to your tennis shoes
Don't wanna get embarrassed too
But lets dance, well lets dance

Hey baby, yeah, you thrill me so
Got loose pants, got loose pants


Hey now I got this belt on tight
They wont come off while im in line

Had loose pants, yeah loose pants
They will nto twist, or drop down to my tennis shoes
If I didn't then Id be screwed
No loose pants , no loose pants
FADE
No loose pants
No loose pants
No loose pants

*stops*
*dropping sound effect* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*music starts again*


2004 Jack Wilson

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Guy - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Small pacing problems but you can pull them up on the next write. 4,5,5.
Jack Wilson - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks , Guy!

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