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Song Parodies -> "Kruger, Kruger (sugg. by Steve K.)"

Original Song Title:

"Sugar, Sugar"

Original Performer:

Archies

Parody Song Title:

"Kruger, Kruger (sugg. by Steve K.)"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

This is 1 of 10 responses to a challenge by Johnny D (abetted by Guy and Steve K.) to do 10 parodies of "Sugar, Sugar." I followed most of their suggestions and came up with a few of my own. I've already been to the Archies well 6 times, so no more after today. If anyone wants to take it from here, here are some suggestions: "Luthor, Luthor" (Superman's nemesis); "Wookie, Wookie" (Star Wars); "Dubya, Dubya/Kerry Kerry"; "Shoo, Guard, Shoo Guard" (NBA); "Schmuckers, Schmuckers" (jam); "Suckers, Suckers" (those who voted for Bush); well, I could go on, but I won't. Archies la vista!
Kruger, Kruger

CHORUS:
Kruger,
Oh, Freddie, Freddie,
You have got hands that curl
And nails that can slice in two.
Freddie,
Oh, Kruger, Kruger,
You have got hands that curl
And nails that can slice in two.

He lives in your dreams, if you sleep, he'll be cutting you.
(Sleep and he'll be cutting you)
So please take some speed and maunder while you eschew food.
(Maunder while you eschew food)

CHORUS

He snips boys and girls,
On Elm Street, that's where he will be.
(On Elm Street, that's where he will be)
His fingers and thumb shine
'Cause he took metallurgy.
('Cause he took metallurgy)

Oh, snore a little: Kruger gets you. Freddie! (Kruger)
Snore a little: Kruger gets you, baby (Freddie, Freddie)
Make sure you do not dream. (wake, wake, wake!)

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 10

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Arwen - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Heehee! 5s, John!
Kristof Robertson - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
2 down, 8 to go!! 555
Steve K. - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny and even a bit scary. You know, I never appreciated what a talented metallurgist Freddie was.
alvin rhodes - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
fun to sing along with
John Barry - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks to all who ploughed through this project. I've had too much Sugar. Never again, I promise.
Johnny D - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
(Comment, Comment #6) Well done, JB!
Johnny D - August 06, 2004 - Report this comment
"maunder" .... "metallurgy" ..... rock on, John VocabularyBarry!

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