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Song Parodies -> "Unchained Melons Free"

Original Song Title:

"Unchained Melody"

Original Performer:

Righteous Brothers

Parody Song Title:

"Unchained Melons Free"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Whoa! Nice jugs!
I'm lungs-stirred;
I'm hungering to touch
Those oblongs sublime.

Pried so high by holder,
A tight dugs-hugging hutch
For 49s.

Babes feed on dugs,
Burst free, please, jugs,
Bob free, please lungs.
Two Bs?

Foaming-milkers float
In CCs,
Two DDs?
Foam-like, rigged so tight,
They'll break free, they'll break free.
I'll see tumblin' cones, gratefully.

Whoa! Fine jugs!
Like melons.
They'll lunge from where they're hutched,
Those oblongs sublime.

Pried so high by holster,
That couldn't keep them clutched;
The two spill. . .fine!!

I need these jugs,
I'll knead these jugs,
God! Freed, these jugs!!
Two Zs!!!

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McKludge - September 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice. Like the sub "They'll lunge from where they're hutched" 555
alvin - September 12, 2007 - Report this comment
this one just popped right out at me
Ann Hammond - September 12, 2007 - Report this comment
he he
AFW - September 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Very funny idea and execution of theme

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