Song Parodies -> Unchained Melons Free
| Original Song Title: | "Unchained Melody" |
| Original Performer: | Righteous Brothers |
| Parody Song Title: | "Unchained Melons Free" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
Whoa! Nice jugs!
I'm lungs-stirred;
I'm hungering to touch
Those oblongs sublime.
Pried so high by holder,
A tight dugs-hugging hutch
For 49s.
Babes feed on dugs,
Burst free, please, jugs,
Bob free, please lungs.
Two Bs?
Foaming-milkers float
In CCs,
Two DDs?
Foam-like, rigged so tight,
They'll break free, they'll break free.
I'll see tumblin' cones, gratefully.
Whoa! Fine jugs!
Like melons.
They'll lunge from where they're hutched,
Those oblongs sublime.
Pried so high by holster,
That couldn't keep them clutched;
The two spill. . .fine!!
I need these jugs,
I'll knead these jugs,
God! Freed, these jugs!!
Two Zs!!!
I'm lungs-stirred;
I'm hungering to touch
Those oblongs sublime.
Pried so high by holder,
A tight dugs-hugging hutch
For 49s.
Babes feed on dugs,
Burst free, please, jugs,
Bob free, please lungs.
Two Bs?
Foaming-milkers float
In CCs,
Two DDs?
Foam-like, rigged so tight,
They'll break free, they'll break free.
I'll see tumblin' cones, gratefully.
Whoa! Fine jugs!
Like melons.
They'll lunge from where they're hutched,
Those oblongs sublime.
Pried so high by holster,
That couldn't keep them clutched;
The two spill. . .fine!!
I need these jugs,
I'll knead these jugs,
God! Freed, these jugs!!
Two Zs!!!
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Nice. Like the sub "They'll lunge from where they're hutched" 555
this one just popped right out at me
he he
Very funny idea and execution of theme
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