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Song Parodies -> "Oscar Meyer ‘Jungle’"
Original Song Title:
"Oscar Mayer Jingle"
Original Performer:
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Parody Song Title:
"Oscar Meyer ‘Jungle’"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Upton Sinclair's 1906 novel “The Jungle” “. . . reeked with the stink of the Chicago stockyards. He told how dead rats were shoveled into sausage-grinding machines; how bribed inspectors looked the other way when diseased cows were slaughtered for beef, and how filth and guts were swept off the floor and packaged as ‘potted ham’.”
Oh, this dish is vile, an Oscar Meyer wiener—
In my gut this stuff will never be.
I’d get GERD from an Oscar Meyer wiener. . .
The worst from this wurst, if I’m lucky.
Oh, this dish is vile, an Oscar Mayer wiener—
Hair of rat and coli that is E.
And if I ate an Oscar Mayer wiener,
In the hospital is where I’d be.
In my gut this stuff will never be.
I’d get GERD from an Oscar Meyer wiener. . .
The worst from this wurst, if I’m lucky.
Oh, this dish is vile, an Oscar Mayer wiener—
Hair of rat and coli that is E.
And if I ate an Oscar Mayer wiener,
In the hospital is where I’d be.
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A "meaty" nightmare of brilliance!!
Upton Sinclair would be proud of you. ;D
Yeah, I hope it's not that bad. 5' s
Captain Jack, we saw the Wierner-Mobile in BOISE, ID in august ! They serve the public any don't hotdogs, claim they never have . . .
Not to mention genetic engineering of animals. "The dogs are different now a days/ You ask them why but they won't say/But Oscar Mayer has a way/With chromosomes and DNA". (Been waiting to use that one for years, thanks for the opportunity.). "The Jungle" was a propaganda tract for socialism. The public wasn't buying it then, and are finally rejecting it now. Unfortunately, our diets don't seem to have improved all that much. Still crap. But thanks to the government inspectors, it's at least clean crap.
Hot diggity dog of a parody.
A hot dog eat dog world with Oscar Meyer! Our mother would also warn us about not only eColi on those hot dogs but nitrite as well. 5's!
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