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Song Parodies -> "Wipe Room"

Original Song Title:

"White Room"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Wipe Room"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

In the wipe room, dipped shirttail snagged defecation.
Back-end bounty makes soiled raiment, high-end farting.
Sh*tter horror, ran-down moon cream, it's now dark thighs.
Dung-tight piles, last one leaving the rectum-vent.

The waste in this place comes from buns that decline.
Waste comes in haste if you've had the runs for hours 12.

You've found nothing can cure loose doo. . .medications.
Shat infinite, relentless wells, a high sh*tload.
You walked in at too-much-bran-time situation.
As it worked out, you felt feces just beginning.

There's waste in the queue; it rains from the back
Like monsoon, when you had the runs for hours 12.

As they parted, cheeks were grinding for a hard round.
Constipation's hold is on you. What a blockage!
Bellow! Cry out! Slouching dungles, interred farts nigh.
It's a blessing, goodbye sh*t throes, time for farting,

You'll leave in this place for the logly crowd
A tie that's dark; shat clothes with which you sponged yourself.

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 8

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Guy - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
I laughed myself shitless at this. I could actually hear Cream singing this as I read and it made it just that much more hilarious. I'm puttin' fives up and no one better wipe them.
Johnny D - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
This would go together hilariously with Paul Robinson's parody of "White Room" called "Gas Station Bathroom". This parody is extreme to the point of being its own "Fear Factor" .... intense, JB, intense!
alvin rhodes - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
strangely elegant considering the subject...5s
John Barry - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Guy, JD, Alvin.
Kristof Robertson - March 23, 2005 - Report this comment
The title of today's postings: Poo Wars Episode III- Revenge Of The Sh!t....555 JB
MrMacphisto - March 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Good parody of one of my favorite Cream songs...
Marshall Garvey - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
I agree with Guy...I could hear Cream playing this as I read it too. Nice job, John! I nearly choked with laughter.
Chris H. - October 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Do I need to explain. That was funny as hell , I almost laughed myself into a coma!
Paul Robinson - November 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Good Sh*t, JB...yes, JD, I harkened back to "Gas Station Bathroom" when I saw this one...(thanks for the mention)...and, by coincidence I heard my voice over-lay version on my way to work this morning...5's ~ ~ ~

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