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Song Parodies -> "What Did the Celtics Do?"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"What Did the Celtics Do?"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

What did the Celtics do
Last night, ’round 9:00?
They stopped LeBron and all his crew.
He was dyin’
On offense, dyin’!

He just couldn’t land ’em
In the hoop that’s round.
So the Celts handed ’em
A thrashing; Cavs dismayed, caved, went down.

Last night the Celtics crew
Was lookin’ fine,
So fine.

The Cavs crew
Didn’t do
Well—they blew;
Lost last two.

To Beantown,
With hopes that’s where
Cavs lose number 3
And Celts close down
The series.

What did the Celtics do?
They whipped Cavs’ hein!

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Michael Pacholek - May 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Here's what the Celtics did: Make Spike Lee, Knick fan extraordinaire, root for them! No joke:
Old Man Ribber - May 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Don't talk to me about the Celtics! The Russell Celtics always crucified the Cincinnati Royals. ;D
Michael Pacholek - May 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Maybe if the Royals had paid their players as much as Bob Huggins paid his Bearcats...
Old Man Ribber - May 13, 2010 - Report this comment
...(pouring Michael a shot of bourbon) As we always say "You can't spells SUCKS without UC"! ;D
John Jenkins - May 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Whatever the Celtics did on the 11th, they did again tonight.

And if the Royals' fans had supported their team, they wouldn't have had to move to Kansas City and Sacramento and ...

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