Jury gave their verdicts for Kenny and Skill',
Enron-ron-ron-ron, Enron-ron-ron.
Verdicts said these crooks were full of guilt,
Enron-con-con-con, Enron-con cons.

Yeah, Kenny and Skill',
Yes, they're full of guilt.
Prison'll be their home,
Enron-con-con-con, Enron-con cons.

They knew what they were doing, each a thieving guy,
Enron-con-con-ron, Enron-con-con.
They both deny it, but they both lie,
Enron-con-con-con, Enron-con cons.

Each a thieving guy,
Then they both did lie.
Ken's a faux-Christian gnome,
Enron-con-con-con, Enron-con cons.

Victims are in heaven if these two do time,
Enron-con-con-con, Enron-con cons.
Justice if they too lose their last dime,
Enron-con-con-con, Enron-con cons.

When they're doing time
For their heinous crime,
Let cellmates drive it home,
In two cons-cons-cons, in two con cons.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!