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Song Parodies -> "Loveless Tom and Viv"
Original Song Title:
"Love the One You're With"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Stephen Stills
Parody Song Title:
"Loveless Tom and Viv"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
http://movies.nytimes.com/movie/review?res=9407EED71E30F931A35751C1A962958260
She was down and confused
And sometimes her menses would really ooze.
So Tom had her put away;
That’s where she stayed until her last day.
He didn’t show, though he’s gifted, love.
Eventually, he’s rid of
Viv; let’s face it: he just wasn’t sweet and sunny. . .
Loveless Tom and Viv.
He got angry—what a cad!
So his idea to marry her was bad.
’cause this girl was loose a screw.
If there were mating’s, they must have been few.
He didn’t show her the gift of love;
Eventually, he’s rid of
Her; let’s face it: her he treated kinda crummy. . .
Loveless Tom and Viv.
His annoyance unalloyed;
He got his girl nuthouse-deployed.
Free of the fetters, he’s still not nice.
The guy doesn’t bleed—he’s got veins of ice.
He didn’t show her the gift of love;
Eventually, he’s rid of
Her; let’s face it: he wasn’t crack-up funny.
Loveless Tom and Viv
http://movies.nytimes.com/movie/review?res=9407EED71E30F931A35751C1A962958260
And sometimes her menses would really ooze.
So Tom had her put away;
That’s where she stayed until her last day.
He didn’t show, though he’s gifted, love.
Eventually, he’s rid of
Viv; let’s face it: he just wasn’t sweet and sunny. . .
Loveless Tom and Viv.
He got angry—what a cad!
So his idea to marry her was bad.
’cause this girl was loose a screw.
If there were mating’s, they must have been few.
He didn’t show her the gift of love;
Eventually, he’s rid of
Her; let’s face it: her he treated kinda crummy. . .
Loveless Tom and Viv.
His annoyance unalloyed;
He got his girl nuthouse-deployed.
Free of the fetters, he’s still not nice.
The guy doesn’t bleed—he’s got veins of ice.
He didn’t show her the gift of love;
Eventually, he’s rid of
Her; let’s face it: he wasn’t crack-up funny.
Loveless Tom and Viv
http://movies.nytimes.com/movie/review?res=9407EED71E30F931A35751C1A962958260
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In researching, I find these are two William Dafoe films...unfortunately, I never saw either, but you make them sound interesting.
Thanks, AFW.
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