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Song Parodies -> "You Should Be Dammin’"

Original Song Title:

"You Should be Dancin'"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bee Gees

Parody Song Title:

"You Should Be Dammin’"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

This beaver grooves past midnight. . .
Goes right on till dawn.
Old growth is gettin’ higher;
Old grow comes not to harm.

What you doin’ on your back, huh?
You should be doin’ an attack, yeah!
You should be dammin’, yeah,
Dammin’, yeah!

That yew tree stand should tumble,
So get into that wood.
Try wood-munch, use your power;
Make clear-cuts where they stood.

What you doin’—jaws are slack, huh?
You should be doin’ an attack, yeah!
You should be dammin’, yeah,
Dammin’, yeah!

This beaver moves. . .gnashed big bite,
Goes right on till dawn.
Old growth was gettin’ higher;
Old grow comes now to harm.

Now teeth are groovin’. . .on attack, chomp!
Now teeth are chewing. . .on attack, chomp!
It’s good—he’s dammin’, yeah!
Dammin’ yeah!
So good—he’s dammin’, yeah!
With wood he’s dammin’, yeah,
With wood he’s damaged, yeah!
Once stood a stand there, yeah?
No wood’s now standing there.
So good—he’s dammin’, yeah!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Will O'Scarlet - January 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Tore me limb from limb! 5's!
Mark Scotti - January 27, 2010 - Report this comment
"Damm" fine write!!!
Old Man Ribber - January 27, 2010 - Report this comment
So long, it's been good to gnaw ya! ;D
John Barry - January 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, brother punsters.
Christie Marie M - January 27, 2010 - Report this comment
You did a "dam" fine job writing this one! Wood you like me to build you 3 set of 5's?
< ! ! ! > - January 27, 2010 - Report this comment
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Phil Nelson - January 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Dancing seems like more fun, but this parody was loads of fun!
Fiddlegirl - January 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Take a bite out of rhyme! ;)
blackjack21 - January 28, 2010 - Report this comment
Dammit John, you went on a dam binge! Dam fine parody building, 555.

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