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Song Parodies -> "Toe Jam"

Original Song Title:

"Old Man"

Original Performer:

Neil Young

Parody Song Title:

"Toe Jam"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Toe jam in foot is rife
If you’re not abluting.
Toe jam’s not very nice—
Vice of not abluting.

Toe jam in foot is rife—
Odor soars
And tootsies get sore.
Without soap, might be parasites
Spawning in jammy stew.

Foot rot hurts a lot,
Plus it stinks
Like chamber pot.
It annoys, when shoes come off,
Noses close to you.

Toe jam in the foot will be rife
If you don’t ablute.
Get in crevices, scrub ’em—
No, soap ain’t moot!
The stench waters the eyes
Worse than a gassy toot.

Gotta pry in to deny
Fungus mounds, a breeding ground.
Gotta clean all that gunk free;
You’ll scream if you eschew.

You will curse, you pass
On blasting nasty crevasse,
So expunge that ghastly mass
Boiling in your shoe.

Toe jam in the foot will be rife
If you should eschew.
Get in crevices, scrub ’em
When you’re ex-shoe.
The stench waters the eyes
Worse than a mass of doo.

Toe jam in foot is rife
If you’re not abluting.
Go jam in soap, then wipe,
Before you’re a-booting.

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Rob Arndt - May 05, 2011 - Report this comment
Gross... but funny!!! 555
Christie Marie M - May 05, 2011 - Report this comment
John, great parody. Loved the gross humor in that. I never got toe jam before but I enjoyed the satire nonetheless.
Mark Scotti - May 06, 2011 - Report this comment
Goes very well with eye cheese...LOL!
UnKnownVo - May 21, 2011 - Report this comment
Oh, I see . . . now I get it . . first a 'trick knee' now a tricky toe, eh SirSweaty ? ?
UnKnown-inNorCAL - May 21, 2011 - Report this comment
Toe Jam . . . Toe Jam . . doin' that crazy Toe Jam . . . Bama oh, Bama look at uncle Joe, he's doin' that

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