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Song Parodies -> "Lush Drinks"

Original Song Title:

"Love Stinks"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

J. Geils Band

Parody Song Title:

"Lush Drinks"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Stewed, drunk--slurred
The words of him.
'cause he's sluggin' down top-shelf
Hooch, sloshed on gin.
And so he toasts:
"Here's mud in your eye."
He drinks like a lush
And he is always high.
He's had the Blue
Curacao, Pink
Ladies. . .the "cure":

Lush drinks,
"Cheers, cheers!"
Lush drinks,
Beers, beers.

Booze by booze and Side[car] by Side-,
Lush gonna try it, yes he is
Till he's pie-eyed.
You hear him fall
Down in the hall.
He's never dry;
He calls for "more!"
His dog hair sometimes, a Cassis-over thing.
All I can say is:

Lush drinks,
"Cheers, cheers!"
Lush drinks,
Beers, beers.

He needs some dry months,
Sans Sing'pore Slings. . .
He's gone for last call.

Lush drinks,
Oh, dear!
Lush drinks,
Bier's near.

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TJC - December 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Near beer/bier's near... rich, thick, foamy conJABulation at its finest...love it!
alvin - December 16, 2008 - Report this comment
boozy woozy fun
LadySansSling - December 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Pirate Jacques le Bray, your " Rum & Run " days are over, Sir ! It's DryGuy for you, Sir !
Stan Hall - December 17, 2008 - Report this comment
"Cassis-over thing" ... worth the 5 Foster Brooks stamps of approval all by itself, not ponly for the "carryover pun" but becaush it shounsh a li'l li' th' guy'sh shtill shlurrin' hish speesh. Foster Brooks

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