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Song Parodies -> "Brazen Pup Is Hard On You"

Original Song Title:

"Breaking Up Is Hard to Do"

Original Performer:

Neil Sedaka

Parody Song Title:

"Brazen Pup Is Hard On You"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Got a hot-he hound, Scooby Doo, wound, wound!
Got a hot-he hound, Scooby Doo, down, down!
Got a hot-he hound, Scooby Doo, pound, pound!
Brazen pup is hard on you.

Oh, take your leg away, ’cause he
Bones lower extremities freely:
There he goes; his balls are blue;
That brazen pup is humping you.

His member’s ready and he’s right
On your gam, a legregious [sic] sight.
It’s appalling, yes it’s true,
That brazen pup is hard on you.

Outré, that brazen pup is barking too
I will go and crow to him, “Shoo!!
Go ’way; don’t do this again.
You wretched brazen pup
I wish you wouldn’t raise ’n’ shtup my friends!

“Go beg, and screw no leg—not nice,
This variety of canine vice.
Get lost, take off, depart, eschew
The brazen shtupping that you do!”

Get off, get off! Down, Scooby Doo, bad hound,
Get off, get off! Down, or go to the pound. . . !

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~MadameHuckleBerry~ - October 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Oh my darlin' . . . Oh my Darlin ' . . . Lord Hot-He-Hound . . . ~ SLURP ON, SirSweaty ~
John Barry - October 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Rank rou, Radame!
Tommy Turtle - October 28, 2009 - Report this comment
O_M_G. "Legregious" .. FG is going to go into ecstasy at that one. I'm pretty close myself. Great title switch and concept. 555

Snappy comeback to sexist joke:
Joke: Why do men have brains?
A: So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.

Snappy comeback:
Why do women have legs?
A: So men will find something interesting about them.

Not the opinion of this writer, who disavows both. (even though he created the second, heh heh)
Johnny D - October 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Brilliant as always, both pacing & syllable matching.
blackjack21 - October 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Your parodies are going to the dogs today...and that's a good thing. 555
Fiddlegirl - October 28, 2009 - Report this comment
LOL @ "legregious" (Just as TT predicted... )

You have transported me to Olympus, where I am dining on ambrosia and nectar with the gods...
TJC - October 28, 2009 - Report this comment
I smiled so broadly at this cur-de-farce--my canines showed!
Ann Hammond - October 29, 2009 - Report this comment
he he
Michael Pacholek - August 11, 2010 - Report this comment
I can't believe I didn't find this one until now. I must resume my dogged pursuit of great parodies. Take these fives to the pound.

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