-> "Carp in Diner, Dinner Gorging"
Original Song Title:
"Carolina in the Morning"
Parody Song Title:
"Carp in Diner, Dinner Gorging"
Nothing could be finer that to eat a carp in diner,
Nothing could be neater than my diet, to defeat ’er,
Gimme a two-story piece o’ fish and more
Brought in on a lorry to weigh down the floor.
Rolls with butter swirlies what I chew—
Unfurl my pearlies,
Butter’s nice, though muckin’ up
My lipid count; still suckin’ up
If I had a shad, sand dabs, I’d put ’em away,
Clean off my dish and cheer for parfait.
Nothing could be finer that to eat parfait in diner,
Gimme a two-story piece o’ cake and pour
Out some wine that’s fortified—a quart o’ port.
“Skol!” I toast my girlie, then my port
Chunder flies as it comes up
And drips down into my chugged cup
If I had a napkin handy, surely I’d place
It over the streaming leer on my face.
Mucking up the diner with my heaves barfed on the china,
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