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John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Like Rob Arndt, I have an alternate take on this tempest in a teapot.
Chik-fil-A: its owner doesn’t like marriage gay.
From its premises I’ll stay away
but not because he's anti-gay.

Junk-food spree simply is not appealing to me—
fat and carbs, a nasty fricassee.
Grade Chik-fil-A’s menu a “D.”

Why ’s anyone go? I don’t know. . .a bad buffet.
Like McD’s, it’s wrong, and “so long” to Burger Rey.*

Chik-fil-A’s junk is something to which I won’t stray,
Give me instead a nice fish filet
not breaded and fried, just sauté.

Why ’s anyone go? I don’t know. . .a bad buffet.
Got a greasy pong that’s quite strong—it’s no nosegay.

Chik-fil-A’s junk food never will be my mainstay.
That’s the reason that I’ll stay away—
no need to feed at Chik-fil-A.



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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 12

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Rob Arndt - August 06, 2012 - Report this comment
Nice one-555! Was going to go there today... but maybe I'll wait and do my Chinese food routine instead. Is the food really that bad???
Porfle Popnecker - August 06, 2012 - Report this comment
Nice parody although I don't share the sentiment--I liked Chick-fil-A whenever I used to eat there. But I skip all fast food now because it costs too much these days and also because I actually prefer the stuff I make myself.
Peregrin - August 07, 2012 - Report this comment
Best Chick Fil A parody I have seen yet, JB...
Brock O'Brahma - August 07, 2012 - Report this comment
Ditto, best of the breast. Maybe you're a "supertaster". 25% of the population have an abundance of taste buds and actually don't love high fat foods like the rest of us. I didn't eat C-f-A much until they put a spicy sandwich on the menu. Non-supertasters need taste bud helper in capsaicin.
Meriadoc - August 07, 2012 - Report this comment
I had never seen a Chic Fil A - didn't even know if we had one in this town. But I went up to visit my aunt in Poland (OH) and they had one up there - was very tempted to go in and eat and see what it was like. Alas, no time.
Alan Hochbaum - August 08, 2012 - Report this comment
Nicely done. I salute you for your song and prolificity (we can decide on whether that's a word or not later). A southerner who LOVES Chick-fil-A's food, if not its politics. Oh, and apologizing in advance for tomorrow, but hey, it's the Brady Kids!

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