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Song Parodies -> "Lohan"

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Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

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Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Stuck her snout in beer and blow
Then set out on the road.
Freaked out by fame and fortune,
Tokin' on some pot that's rolled.
Drivin' bad when she's on curves,
We'll catch it on youtube.
Oh bore: f*cked-up Lohan again.

Rode 'round town a boozehound,
Then the walk o' perp's kinda slow.
When sentence is passed out, might get seven hours, no more.
Don't do time when you've money. . .
Looks a lot like her friends.
Oh snore, it's drunken Lohan again.

Her mien's on the magazines;
Headlines: "What Does She Weigh?"
Sometimes looks anorexic. . .
Ralphed up a lot today.
Rehab then out. . .just a one-night stand--
Doob, wine, high, drive--light blue.
Oh snore, it's busted Lohan again.

Several times she has been collared
For soakin' like a sponge,
In the town that's called L.A.,
This "People" brat's a drunk.
She's joined the pack with dead brains:
Paris, Nicole, Brit.
D'oh! sor-
ority, Lohan and friends.

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Darrell Wilhelm - August 07, 2007 - Report this comment
If Lindsay Lohan keeps it up, she is going to go to prison for the rest of her life for committing three consecutive felonies, that is, if she gets a non-sympathetic judge all three times. By the way, the only old Mouseketeers that turned out OK were Christina Aguilera and Keri Russell. OK, maybe not Keri because of her religion.
alvin - August 07, 2007 - Report this comment
lmao...the best lohan parody to date
AFW - August 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Funny take on Lindsay's meltdown..
McKludge - August 07, 2007 - Report this comment
I thought the lyrics were gonna go "stuck in ol' Lohan again," which would make for an interesting story...
John Barry - August 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Darrell, Alvin, AFW, McKludge--go for it. I supposed "Lohan" for "Lola" is also in order: "Gets down in the club with the smoke and blow; then she drinks champagne and jumps in her car and yells, 'Go, man!'
Red Ant - August 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Vaguely remember the OS... nice Lohan bash here. I was going to do "Lindsay" to The Association's "Windy", but if you want it, run with it.
John Barry - August 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Red Ant, it's yours. I've just knocked off Lohan/Lola and and Lindsay'd out.
Ann Hammond - August 07, 2007 - Report this comment
I sang

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