-> "I Hand-Help Myself"
Original Song Title:
"I Can't Help Myself"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I Hand-Help Myself"
The Lyrics
Honey-pie plunger-dunk,
You know that I love to
Hand-help myself.
I love you to the point of welts.
In and out my five,
You come and you go.
If I craved real stricture--behind
Kissed it off for grip-around time.
When I clasp my fingers
Around your "eye,"
You'll come runnin' real soon.
I dry what handshakin' brings,
I have got to hand it to you.
Oooooooo!
Hand-help myself
Ohhhhhhhh.
I hand-help myself.
Honey-pie plunger-dunk,
A tweaker of my gland I be.
Hand-help myself--
Love my tool, as you can see.
Wanker--fell you 'cause I love you.
Fell you till you droop,
Till you're tired.
And every time I keep the pace,
I choke up on the outside.
When I call your name. . .
Sounds like I'm in pain
Churnin' feelin' starts.
Pair make it depart.
There's matter on my thigh--
It's runnin' down the side.
Honey-pie plunger-dunk,
You know that I tweak for you.
Hand-help myself
I love you to the point of welts.
Honey-pie plunger-dunk,
All I think about when I grasp you
I hand-help myself.
I wank you and nobody else.
Honey-pie plunger-dunk,
You know that I love to
Hand-help myself. . . .
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they
appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to
leave a comment below about this parody.
|
|
Voting Results
|
Pacing: | 4.1 | |
How Funny: | 3.7 | |
Overall Rating: | 3.7 | |
|
Total Votes: | 7 |
|
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| | | | Pacing | | | How Funny | | | Overall Rating | |
| 1 | | 1 | |
| 2 | |
| 2 | |
|
| 2 | | 0 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 3 | | 1 | |
| 0 | |
| 0 | |
|
| 4 | | 0 | |
| 1 | |
| 1 | |
|
| 5 | | 5 | |
| 4 | |
| 4 | |
|