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Song Parodies -> "A Dong on Scary"

Original Song Title:

"Along Comes Mary"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"A Dong on Scary"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Men I think—had always thought—the only ones who’re bonely.
I’m appalled—here’s she,
A trenchant wench devoid of trench, the kind that gynos search
And, thirsting, lurch to see.

Append! A dong on Annie,
Whom we had vaunted as a chick. . .a rubicund-head dick
Now out does stick, a men’s wee-wee.
A lady?! Bratwurst, fat wurst, pale*, province of males for stimulation—
Toll is 10 CC.

And I fret ’cause I’ve sure got a hunch
There’s a testes cup for a seed-blasting bunch.

Negates desire, quells the fire, does this kind of chick
With thickness that dames don’t display.
Is this a masquerade, charade that’s played, a poker joke
Or a true post. . .she framed this way?

A-men! A dong on Scary,
A thrusting truss that’s swingin’ free, in front of me, he-gal is she.
I think it’s not a game!
I once would snuggle, touch her knoll, now a suspended crutch on her.
What of that slot became?

You’ll attest that she’s sure got a hunk
And two testes chunks that make seed that’s got spunk.

[“flute” solo]

She’s got the mooring for a bore thing that’s not flat;
When flaccid. . .digit-flung, becomes a spar.
With scything dharma, like a farmer’ prong
That’s long, licks like a tongue that lunges. . .wheat-mars.

Ahem! A dong on Annie.
I long to hear someone explain the dress with train, in fact a twain—
One back and one to fore:
In front, the snake of guys, inflect that pries and shakes the sweetest pies
Between the thighs, a tight’ning core.

Wench with testes can sure be avunc-
ular, when she’s upraised, near breach for the dunk.

Breach for the dunk
Breeched for the dunk.
She’s forged for dunk!!


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LadyTenCC - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment
. . . Troll On, Sir ! ! !
TJC - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Too funny... and I'm not just bein' "avuncular"!
Tranny Turtle [1] - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment
So Manny tranny parodies here lately -- John, did you have a bad experience recently? :) This OS I *do* like. Fine syllable-matching on a very tough OS. TMGLTM. 555+++

[1] Not really, but the truth is, the way they "dress", so to speak, you can't tell the boys from the girls. (And a new personal record! First footnote in a signature box!)
Guy - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir John - I believe that the correct name for the medical procedure that was performed on Annie is called an "addadictomy". Hilarious couple of she/he he/she jabs today. Well done sir John. Get Annie some Enzyte about 5 doses 3 times a day. Then take two assburns and lose my number. =;-)
John Barry - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, LTCC, TJC, TT (wouldn't that be a "flippernote"?), Guy.
Yuno Hu - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment
This Damn Funny!
Tsum Dum Phuc - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Yea he make me raff! ha ha. .I am RORing...
Timmy1000 - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Good double with Scary Ann. You must have been in a strange place yesterday
blackjack21 - September 01, 2009 - Report this comment
You certainly have a way with words Sir John. This is a masterpiece of craftiness. Fine write.
Leo Keough - September 02, 2009 - Report this comment
This one would be the perfect theme song to go along with the slogan of the college I attended - "Where the men are men, and the women are, too"...555!!!

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