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Song Parodies -> "Hockey-Talk Woman"

Original Song Title:

"Honky Tonk Women"

Original Performer:

Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"Hockey-Talk Woman"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I met a gin-soaked RiverKings fan, Memphis.
She asked me, did I root for the right side?
She said she wouldn't leave until I told her.
I lied and cried, "I think your side's just fine."

She's a hockey-talk woman:
"Red line! Red line!! Red line!!!"
Then hockey talk's blue

She's swearing like the fans in New York City,
And like them, she's also inclined to fight.
This lady then discovered: I'm for Boise.
She broke my nose and crowed: "Steelheads are slime!"

She's a hockey-talk woman.
Hits me, hits me, hits me
Till I'm black and blue.

Yeah, she's a hockey-talk woman,
Grips me, rips me, lips me with hockey talk blue.

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