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Song Parodies -> "Stuck with This Midlevel Crew"

Original Song Title:

"Stuck in the Middle with You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Stealer's Wheel

Parody Song Title:

"Stuck with This Midlevel Crew"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Well, the corporate life does really bite.
If you're squeezed between, so I've set my sight
On snaring me an executive chair
And then on getting me a French au pair.
Brown-nosers below me, jerkoffs at the heights,
Here I am, stuck with this midlevel crew.

Now I'm stuck with the midlevel crew,
And HR says that I'm rated "G2."
As we all know, that department's a waste;
The VP of HR's face looks like paste.
Brown-nosers below me, jerkoffs at the heights,
Here I am, stuck with this midlevel crew.

Well, I might as well have nothing;
I'm put down as naught but a yes-man.
So I am gonna start clawin'
My way to the top, some day:
Veee-Peee.

Till that day, I'm at the beck and call
Of my slug boss who has go no brains at all.
He makes me cool my heels at the door,
And when he speaks, I fall asleep--what a bore!
Brown-nosers below me, jerkoffs at the heights,
Here I am, stuck with this midlevel crew.

We are smarter, the underlings
Than the CEO, a well-paid man,
Who the founder's daughter's balling
Since they had their wedding day.
Heee's pleeeased.

Well, the corporate life does really bite.
Drunk, I challenged my putz boss to a fight,
Then I dared him to get out of his chair.
He called the guards, 'cause he ain't got a pair.
Out's where they hefted me; "Work's off--leave this site!"
Here I am, stuck with a pink-slip-filled crew,
Out of luck with a pink-slip-filled crew,
Drunk with a pink-slip-filled crew. . . .

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Kristof Robertson - February 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Lovely work, JAB! I'd HATE to have to deal with office politics every day. I really don't give a f.....555
alvin rhodes - February 13, 2006 - Report this comment
makes me glad i work by myself...5s
Stephen Harrington - February 13, 2006 - Report this comment
I wish I did(points to alvin's post), 555.
John Barry - February 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you, Kristof, Alvin, Stephen.
AFW - February 13, 2006 - Report this comment
You've done the top job, right here with this song..555
Larry Hensley - February 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Good job, 555

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