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Song Parodies -> "Goldspritzer"

Original Song Title:

"Goldfinger"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Shirley Bassey

Parody Song Title:

"Goldspritzer"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Goldspritzer, he’s the man, the man with the hydro touch,
a dry-no touch.
Not a cold spritzer, wettens dude—
a sort of enuresis
that makes a hiss.

Golden urge will outpour on his ears.
It ain’t dry; in his eyes, that ain’t tears.
When a golden girl goes, she ain’t mistin’—
it’s a hissin’ jet that’s glist’nin’
Goldspritzer.
Dribbly girl, you’ll share what is far from cold
with hue of gold.

Golden urge will outpour without peer—
that sounds oxymoronic, I fear.
When a golden girl goes, she ain’t mistin’—
it’s a hissin’ jet that’s “christ’nin’”
Goldspritzer.
Pissy girl, you’ll share what is far from cold
and’s bought and sold.

He loves eau do gold
au, that gold?
No another gold:
soaking gold.
He loves gold!

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I. P. Standing - January 12, 2017 - Report this comment
As usual, convoluted cleverness cramps clarity.
Michael Pacholek - January 12, 2017 - Report this comment
You're a whiz, John.
Larry Hensley - January 12, 2017 - Report this comment
All that glitters ain't gold, 5's

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