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Song Parodies -> "Lunch Meat"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

Parody Song Title:

"Lunch Meat"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Try lunch meat,
Aliment on lunch meat;
Lunch meat is the one thing to chew.

It’s yum,
A repast that is yum.
Try it—it will bliss tum
Of you.

Forget gamy game—
To there do not go!
Don’t cook ribs on a charcoal flame.
Just be champing
On some lovely lunch meat;
It’s such a lunch treat. . .nix tofu!

More lunch meat,
More delicious lunch meat,
Let us eat this lunch treat, we two!

Dim sum,
I warn you from dim sum;
Do not put it in tum—
You’ll rue!

Eating veal is a shame. . .
A tortured baby cow
Cramped up in the pen makes it lame.

Have once stamping
Hooves ground up in lunch meat;
Anus, lips, snout, guts in lunch meat too.
So delish, and I’ll share it with you!

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Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 1

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- - - ! ! ! - - - - November 29, 2011 - Report this comment
Captain Jack, from this, sirSweaty, please refrain, for it will surely 'cork your brain', sir!

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