-> "'Veep, Vampire: Stick 'im to Die' Rag"
Original Song Title:
"Feel Like I'm Fixin' to Die Rag"
Parody Song Title:
"'Veep, Vampire: Stick 'im to Die' Rag"
Tries to sound like a big strong man,
"Uncle Dick" is a pussy vam-
pire, got us into a terrible jam
Over yonder in "Iraqnam."
He toted books, his deferment won;
The coward never wielded a gun.
Now he drums, fumes, screams for us to stay at war.
Where was he in Vietnam?
Never die unless he should stays out at night too late
He sucks…the damn treasury dry,
And worse, this vampire won't die.
Dick's in his coffer, countin' cash;
The no-bid contracts are comin' fast.
A flag-draped coffin serves as his bed
All during the day cuz Dick's one of the undead.
He oughta be workin' for the mob,
Bloodsucking bagman for a con job.
Down to Wall Street Dick'll go
When George pretends to run the show.
Plenty oil money to be made
By startin' a war that's a charade.
But late at night, he's sucking with aplomb
With his teeth mighty sharp and long.
The mother blusters about Iraq;
A yellow streak runs right down his back.
His yellow fangs will masticate
Your vein, on which he'll salivate.
To eliminate this pox:
Sunlight or stake him inside his box.
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