Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Chunks Spew Retcher"

Original Song Title:

"Come Together"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Chunks Spew Retcher"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Beer, rum, Old [Grandad, Crow, Overholt], can't stop,
We drunks boozin' a sloe spree,
We got stewed: brew, highball,
We lush Bols-y Skol-ers,
We get deep down, to blow, on knees,
Got to let it go, purged,
Reek does spew, come in seas.

We share gross moonshine,
We got Tokay puke call,
We plunge chunder finger,
We lose Coca-Cola,
We spray:
I soak you,
You soak me,
Much drinks not go well--
Food bits spew relentlessly.

Chunks spew retcher,
Rye downed; open, me.

We gag production,
We got Scotch-lust, love hooch,
We love go fo' sidecar,
We munch spicy crackers,
We got eats-chow bestowed on he's,
Blow food on hit arms: hare,
Mousse, ham, veal, grits, Ritz, cheese.

Drunken, senseless,
Rye shout: "Open me!"

We roll a coaster,
We sloshed early morning,
We love none de water,
We some eau*-go swillers,
We take plum, dat's yum!
Bad on tummy.
Gut to be food lurching,
Must be mo' barf in me.

Chunks spew retcher,
Rye spouts over me.

*eau de vie: fruit brandy

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   4

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

alvin - September 12, 2008 - Report this comment
wonderfully descriptive...especially liked "plunge chunder finger"
John Barry - September 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin.
LilScottyLush - September 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Ahhh, a wee bit o'Scottish lust, eh Pirate Jack ? ? . . . Feeling that 007 surge today, Sir ??
2Eagle - September 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Clever play on words.
PMS - September 12, 2008 - Report this comment
Great gags and line subs!

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 596