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Song Parodies -> "Stained Shirt Once Was White"

Original Song Title:

"Strangers in the Night"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Stained Shirt Once Was White"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Stained shirt once was white.
I'd taken chances
Dung-purging that night.
Wrapped 'round my hand is
Weaving like a glove.
Might I write "shite" or "poo"?

Bum wring nicked my pile
As it was gliding
To that sphintc.-like smile
And started sliding
To where dung departs. . .
Toilet tissues ensue.

Stained shirt once was white
As a stone steeple
Made of quartz, not hematite.
Up to the movement
Moved my chic shirt that fell low,
Riffling below,
Luffing near my pants it swayed,
Then warm end-place wring. . .rants were brayed.

Ever since that night, I have worn leather:
Lovely brown-graphite, so it can weather
Dipped turds; out of sight,
Poor stained shirt's sticky plight.

Poo'd me, poo'd me, eewww!
Doo-doo stream doomed me.
Caca-ca-ca-ca. . . .

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Pacing: 4.4
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Overall Rating: 4.6

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Yoidy - February 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Whitening thru the night ...5s!
Rick C - February 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Old Blue Eyes would be proud. 555
alvin rhodes - February 08, 2007 - Report this comment
disgustingly funny
John Barry - February 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Yoidy, Rick, Alvin.
Meriadoc - February 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Or you could just wear midriffs.... ;-)
Below Average Dave - February 08, 2007 - Report this comment
Very Good parody John A Barry--I always like your creativity
AFW - February 08, 2007 - Report this comment
You're on a roll with this one, John

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