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Song Parodies -> "Pissed Trees"

Original Song Title:

"Misty"

Original Performer:

Johnny Mathis, Frank Sinatra, others

Parody Song Title:

"Pissed Trees"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

For all you "cat people" out there.
Pissed Trees

Look I'm free.
I'm now whelpless. . .no more kittens up the tree.
No more dogdoo clinging to my clogs.
When I surveyed my land,
I saw pissed trees; it was out of hand.

Walked each day,
And a thousand pilings did get in my way.
Everywhere I looked, the ground was yellow;
I two-stepped in fear
Of wet, pissed trees and bones lying near.

There was no leash to lead the beast on.
The mutt was vaulting to crap and chew.
Then when it croaked my cat, the line was crossed;
I did what I had to do.

No more bones.
I wander my yard wonderfully alone.
First I'd bound the right paws, then the left—
Sapped its head with lead glove.
No more pissed trees
And holes being dug.

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Johnny D - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Oooo, mean, nasty, yet so understandable. 5's

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