Well, his temperature is risin';
His feet ain't on the floor.
Makes the bed go rockin'
As he's boffin' a whore.
Men been in Baby,
So the hole ain't too taut,
But he's on the make and sleazy,
And his mace is hot.

Now he's so sad he made it;
"Post," rags up-played it.
He got caught: Spitzer bought lovin'
Spitzer sticks 'er, bought lovin',
Earthly delight.

He don't feel so good,
'cause he's gotta say "goodbye."
The Feds had made it easy--
Got it taped off the wire.
Been a hard lay, so now, what he's gotta do:
Makin' it with Baby means the sap says, "Adieu."

Now he's so sad he made it,
So sad he splayed it.
He got caught: Spitzer bought lovin'
Spitzer, shvitzer, bought lovin',
Earthly delight.

He don't feel so good,
Bye-bye to that office high.
The Feds had made it easy
Got it taped off the wire.
Been a hard lay, and now things don't go good;
He had to retract from office. . .and his wood.

Now he's so sad he made it,
So sad he paid it
He got caught: Spitzer bought lovin'
Silda Spitzer's not lovin'
Eli' tonight.