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Song Parodies -> "Whip Me"

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"Whip Me"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

What’s peekin’ out from under a hairway,
Crawlin’ up higher into the air?
Who’s bendin’ back to give me a pain blow?
My mistress, and she whips me.

Who’s riggin’ knouts and beating sans pity,
Smiling as on my body’s raised heat?
Who’s reachin’ back to crack for atonement?
Dominatrix who whips me

She whips me as stormy eyes
Flash as she lashes my thighs.
She whips me, but I don’t cry—
I love the knouts. . . .

She whips me and scores my thighs;
Black lashes adorn her eyes.
She whips me till “More!” I cry
I love the knouts. . . .

Who’s giving clouts and beating sans pity
Smiling and saying, “Buddy, that’s meet!”?
Who's reachin’ back to crack for atonement?
“I beg you, mistress, whip me!!”

[re-beat and fade]

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PittyHoTweet - March 02, 2012 - Report this comment
. . . things must really be rockin' aboard the HMS SirSweaty ! ! ! . . . now where are my black chaps oLeather ? ?

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