Song Parodies -> The Deck Falls

Original Song Title:	"Deck the Halls"
Original Performer:	Christmas Carol

Parody Song Title:	"The Deck Falls"
Parody Written by:	John A. Barry

The deck falls and flattens Molly,
Fall-fall-fall-fall-fall-fall-fall-fall-fall.
My once upright Border Collie,
Bow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow.

Don, the contractor's in peril,
Law-law-law-law-law-law-law-law-law-law.
He used shoddy material,
War-war-war-war-war-war-war-war-war.

See the razing tool before me,
Saw-saw-saw-saw-saw-saw-saw-saw-saw.
Right now, his house is two-story,
Saw-saw-saw-saw-saw-saw-saw-saw-saw.

I will show him my displeasure,
Saw-saw-saw-saw-saw-saw-saw-saw-saw.
By halving his house-height measure,
Saw-saw-saw-saw-saw-saw-saw-saw-saw.

Fast my Husquavarna slashes,
Saw-saw-saw-saw-saw-saw-saw-saw-saw.
Down the second story crashes,
Saw-saw-saw-saw-saw-saw-saw-saw-saw.

I'd reached the end of my tether,
Saw-saw-saw-saw-saw-saw-saw-saw-saw.
Now we'll have a drink together,
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

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Tim Mayfield - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment

Now that's what Christmas is all about. Sharing with others. Umm, wait, no you didn't share, you took revenge. Oops. 5 demerits!! ;-)

Agrimorfee - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment

"Husquavarna"??? Never heard of that. I guess it's a few steps up from a Sear Craftsman? :) 555

AFW - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment

This is Fa out in La la land...love it!..5's

Meriadoc - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment

Interesting.....

Johnny D - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment

Decksus Chainguffaw Parody Mas-sa-cree.

John Barry - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks, all. JD--LOL at your comment.

alvin rhodes - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment

ha-ha-ha-ha-ha...ha..ha..ha...ha...5s

Ashkicksass - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Dammit! Alvin took my comment. So I guess I'll just have to second it...

Missy Jane & Meli Bug - December 11, 2005 - Report this comment

husquvarna is a type of chainsa HUSK as in a husk of corn VARN asin varnish with out the ish NA as in a no, dont want no other chainsaw

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Song Parodies -> The Deck Falls

"Deck the Halls"

Christmas Carol

"The Deck Falls"

John A. Barry

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