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Song Parodies -> "Went ‘Pious’ Guys Defiling"

Original Song Title:

"When Irish Eyes Are Smiling"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Went ‘Pious’ Guys Defiling"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

There were tears in kids’ eyes,
but in Rome the top guys
didn’t give a shit if the kids bawled.
They continued to smile
while they took in loot piles
and the pederasty prelates balled.

But the end of this chapter,
which went on so long
is the guys in the blight-wrinkled See.
Couldn’t use all their guile
to hide that they are vile
and they OK’d priest pederasty.

Went “pious” guys defiling
little boys while their Rome king
let them thrill with prying lad urge,
let them do their bang-kids thing.
These “pious” guys were backing
little boys, but were they gay
or just “pious” guys defiling
’cause See looked the other way?

The high priests won’t depart
from pre-Medieval arts,
so the bro’s can’t have a girl at night,
can’t put in chicks their dong.
So a lad comes along. . .
Pontiff winks: “That’s alright”
and they spring on the tykes,
make ’em on their knees crawl.
And in Rome the only regret
is, the press is empowered
to reveal how Rome showered
pedophiles with kids to get.

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Rob Arndt - May 29, 2012 - Report this comment
Well done as usual JAB-555! I have thoguht about doing a parody using the German Pope, but I can't stand him and his "official" version of his WW2 experience. Yeah, he did help with a Flak battery and dug some anti-tank ditches... but in the end he ran home a coward in the face of total deluge of enemy troops. He is a traitor to the Fatherland. You must remember the German POV and 85% of their armed forces were NOT members of the Nazi Party- they were ordinary Germans forced into another World War and fought tenaciously. When your nation is at war it is "My country right or wrong" when it comes to defensive action on your own soil. The US has no problem fighting the War on Terror, even when Nintendo Jockeys kill innocent villagers thousands of miles away with a drone strike, Maybe they kill ONE Al Qaida operative but leave scores dead of innocent men, women, and children. We balk at the Syrian massacres and not those committed by US troops in villages all over Afghanistan and Iraq. We want "immunity" from prosecution just b/c we're there. Anyway, the Vicar of God is a fraud and I do not care for the "Panzer Cardinal" that already counted the votes in advance- he KNEW he was going to be chosen and has done nothing but buy expensive Italian designer sunglasses to footwear while the Church is in deep crisis in so many areas. Sorry, can't stand him.
Rob Arndt - May 29, 2012 - Report this comment
JAB, sorry that I went off on a tangent. I just can't stand the German Pope. A S American Pope or Italian was anticipated... but I told the Catholics long in advance that the German already had it in the bag, that he knew the count of his loyalists. They told me I was nuts- not in 1000 years would they pick a German. They lost.
LilCatLicker - May 30, 2012 - Report this comment
Pirate Jack de BareAll, Duke oStroke-On- Wood, there's nothing Irish about this one, Sir ! !

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