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Song Parodies -> "Hick and a Bride"

Original Song Title:

"Hitchin' a Ride"

Original Performer:

Vanity Fair

Parody Song Title:

"Hick and a Bride"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

The bumpkin's nups are hardly dry--
There's lots of moonshine, and all get pie-eyed.
Hick and a bride get the knot tied,
Then the honeymoon, and they'll spoon all night.

This lovely pair together lain;
They're down in an Appalachian domain:
Hick and a bride, hick and a bride.
He says, "Honey, soon: baby made inside."

Bride, bride, bride, hick and a bride.
Yikes! Yikes! Yikes! Sis is the bride!!

Schlonged-sibling ball some find outré,
But it is mighty common down this way.
Hick and a bride. Sis is the bride.
Get a bun in soon. Oven opens wide.

Wide, wide, wide, it opens wide.
-side, -side, -side--kid pops outside.

The pump-kin shtup, you shouldn't try.
Oh, but that doesn't stop this down-home guy.
Hick has new bride, hick and a bride.
Now his daughter's donged; sis got dad inside.

Bride, bride, bride, sis was the bride.
Bride, bride, bride, kid's the new bride.

Tied, tied, tied, the knot's are tied.
Bride, bride, bride, hick and a bride.

Bride, bride, bride, sis is dad's bride.
My, my, my! Hicks and their brides.

Yikes! Yikes! Yikes! Hick--three he likes.
1. Bride 2. Bride 3. Bride--sis, mom, tyke. Yikes!!

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MasonR - September 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Oh, brother this is funny!
alvin - September 16, 2008 - Report this comment
brings new meaning to "family affair"....great new lyrics to an OS i love
LilBiggaMe - September 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Yes, Sir, das Bigamy does get a little crowded, if not complicated, Pirate Jack !
John Barry - September 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Mason, Alvin, Bigga.
Jerry Lee Lewis - September 16, 2008 - Report this comment
What, you got something against marrying your 13-year-old cousin? I should flip-per you a Bird, and tell you to go to (s)Hell for your snapping-turtle attitude, but this is really kinda' clever, so I'll give y'all three Fives as soon as I learn to count that high.
Meriadoc - September 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Groan! ;-)
^ ^ LilCupCakes - September 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Dear ~ M~ . . . oh how I love to see a grown man groooooan !
BigCupCakes - September 17, 2008 - Report this comment
^ ^ LilCupCakes, Meriadoc is a woman -- and quite a woman, at that.
LittleCupCaker - September 17, 2008 - Report this comment
BCC, yes, I know that Meriadoc is a Ms; but what I meant was, that I love to see men ( in general) moan & groan ! remember CowboyDave with his yen for Tabasco?
BCC - September 18, 2008 - Report this comment
LCC, sorry, my bad.
MIKE - December 25, 2010 - Report this comment
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MIKE - December 25, 2010 - Report this comment
BRB

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