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Song Parodies -> "Grifty Woman"

Original Song Title:

"Witchy Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Grifty Woman"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Crazy stare and loosey lips. . .
Parsin’ now her Wiccan quips.
Hell’s throes was she in one night;
Now the Teas want Satanism—is this right?

Screw-loose witchy woman,
Lucifer’s her guy.
Screw-loose twitchy woman,
Lukewarm now is her deny.

She was well hellbound—found delight
On Satan’s altar, but no fright
Roars out from her party’s coven.
Who’s her main critic? Badman fatness
Who led silver foot.*

Screw-loose sketchy woman;
Lucifer’s her guy.
Screw-loose shifty woman,
Looney for office that’s high.

Well, we know now who’s her lover—
Sanctimony cover. . .she’d been sleeping
In the devil’s bed.
And now she’s ruin’ that they found
Tapes where she expound-
ed upon her reverence for the man dressed in red.

Oo-oo, grifty woman,
Thief who also lies.
Screw-loose grifty woman
Looney who’s accused of crime.


*Karl Rove, Svengali/Dracula to Bush’s Trilby/Renfield. Of the fat fellow’s myrmidon, Molly Ivins once wrote: “He was born with a silver foot in his mouth.”

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Old Man Ribber - September 21, 2010 - Report this comment
So Christine O'Donnell now replaces Jan Brewer, Michele Bachman, Sharon Angle, et.al. as Number One on the JAB Top Ten Hit List...lol! I'll give you this...you sure can pick them! Good work! ;D
Patrick - September 21, 2010 - Report this comment
Maybe she can "put a spell on" the voters in November. When it comes to economics, most politicians are practicing "voodoo" (or doo doo) these days.
Mark Scotti - September 21, 2010 - Report this comment
Very topical and great! pray that she doesn't stick 555 pins in a Barry voodoo doll!
Michael Pacholek - September 21, 2010 - Report this comment
What's next, "Christine Sixteen (Reasons Not to Vote For This Lunatic")?
John Barry - September 21, 2010 - Report this comment
OMR: Thanks. It seems that lately some of the looniest are far-right women.
Patrick: The old "voodoo economics."
Mark: My right knee is kind of aching. . . ?
MP: I think "lunatic" is understating the case.
Below Average Dave - September 21, 2010 - Report this comment
Can't stand TOS, good idea to it. . .nothing against the Eagles, but I wish they hadn't done this one.

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